I was a unicorn and you were my mare,
Tragic that now you are no less than my worst nightmare.
I thought I was a dove who brought you peace,
Disappointed to absorb that your intentions had always been sleaze.
I was bewitched to become your bitch,
Forgetting that you were a wizard possessing the right to ditch.
I was an open book and you were my diary,
Oh, how I wished to not make you the reason for my misery.
I was a weak soul who confided in you her fears,
Only further giving you the strength to be the reason for my tears.
I gave you my heart which was no less than gold,
Realizing later with regret that it was a beast to who I had sold.
I was your double hydrogen and you were my oxygen,
Unfortunately, our chemistry produced waters of toxic origin.
I was a descent lass attracted to your natural scent,
But you were a thorny cactus with deceitful intent.
I was prepared to be your weed for you to get high,
However yet, all you turned out to be was a manipulative sly.
I considered your love to be my drug,
Unconscious enough to hand my life to an infected bug.
I could never imagine a future that didn’t have you,
But now I’m glad it was only the present which got screwed.
I was crazy enough to hand you my body sacred,
Which you meant to love only when it was naked.
[Image credits: I have no idea. Someone sent this picture to me and they didn’t know either. Let me know if you know!]